Qiyas Has Started
After months underground, a one-line statement and a crowded signal feed. The public is advised to stay calm, sit down and wait.
BAKU — After a long period of near-total public silence, Qiyas Sadıqov has surfaced. The statement, posted without warning to the site’s signal feed shortly after midnight, was brief and has not been clarified since:
Qiyas has started. Not long left - he’s coming to ammına qoymağa the ones who need it.
No press conference followed. No questions were taken. Observers note that this is consistent with his usual communications policy.
A long time underground
Those who follow the site will recall that for months the public record showed very little. Status entries were sparse, the newsroom ran stub editions, and the most notable piece of correspondence on record was a single note reading “Allah var.”
The silence, it now appears, was not inactivity. A review of the project archive published this week shows the opposite: a real estate platform that hands every agent a site of their own at real-estate.az, a real-money quiz game called Zəif Bənd whose question draws can be audited after the fact, a hosting service for academic journals, a WhatsApp-run agency in Baku, a teachers’ marketplace, a digital goods store, a street-level location map of the entire country, four typed Python SDKs and firmware for a bottling line. Ten of the projects are open source. The subject did not announce any of them at the time.
Asked why the work was done so quietly, the archive offers no comment. People close to the terminal describe a simple rule: a foundation is poured, not discussed.
The signal feed tells the rest
Today’s feed is unusually crowded. Seven signals were recorded on a single day — a first for the site, which until this week physically could not hold more than one. The entries read, in order:
- Watching Kurtlar Vadisi Pusu, episode 63.
- Adding a ton of content to the site.
- Training Claude agents.
- Configuring DGX Sparks.
- Wrestling with the Zəif Bənd UI.
- Fell asleep behind the screen.
- Qiyas claims it’s all over.
Analysts were quick to point out that the sixth entry does not contradict the seventh. Falling asleep behind the screen, they argue, is not a sign of the end. It is a sign of the night before.
By the numbers
- 18 — projects now in the public archive
- 10 — of which open source
- 7 — signals recorded today
- 63 of 300 — Kurtlar Vadisi Pusu progress
- 1 — statements issued
- 0 — statements clarified
Official guidance to the public
The newsroom has received no formal instructions, but the meaning of the statement appears plain enough to publish the following guidance:
- Remain calm. There is no cause for alarm among the general public.
- Sit down. The situation is expected to develop over a period of time, and standing is not recommended.
- Wait. Refreshing the page repeatedly will not speed anything up.
- Watch the signal feed. Further updates, if any, will appear there first.
A separate advisory applies to those who, in the words of the statement, need it. They have not been named. The newsroom understands that they already know who they are.
Outlook
Forecasters expect continued activity overnight, scattered commits through the morning, and a high chance of ammına qoymağa toward the end of the period. Visibility: improving.
The man is coming. The public is advised to stay seated.
— CC News, special edition